possibly my favourite scene from anything ever
ok what the hell is the x files
Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.
just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…
Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.
This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.
Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.
DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
Our fire station is next door to the Police department Pranks ensue
where the fuck has this been all my life?????????